Kisses For the Noble Steed

I was talking to some friends at school today about my recent interest in Billy the Kid and the Old West in general.
They thought it was funny, and we started joking about all the things that no one knew about him. Like, the fact that virtually anything could have happened in his life, but as long as it was unrecorded, we'd never know about it.

We decided that the events that took place were probably so unbelievable (and possibly traumatic) that after they occurred, he never spoke of them again.
I suggested it probably involved unicorns and glitter.

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that historic fiction can be so much fun, and I think I'll try a new series on it, titled:
The Less Authentic Life of Billy, the Kid; aka Screw You Pat Garrett, I Like Unicorns.

This comes from the title of Pat Garrett's (the guy who killed Billy the Kid) book that he wrote after he killed Billy, titled:
The Authentic Life of Billy, the Kid, the Noted Desperado of the Southwest, Whose Deeds of Daring and Blood Made His Name a Terror in New Mexico, Arizona, & Northern Mexico, a Faithful and Interesting Narrative by Pat F. Garrett, Sheriff of Lincoln Co., N. M., by Whom He was Finally Hunted Down & Captured by Killing Him

Yeah. As much I hate the guy, I have to give him props for that title.

Anyway. This is Adeline "Addie" Eldridge and her noble companion Thunderbolt (Bolt; creative I know don't judge me).
They do magic. Like a boss.

Listen to this:
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